¿Donde esta la biblioteca?

Just make them all public all the time! That’ll show those fucking libs.

Also this image is bullshit

Tray tables are about half that size now.

I could be comatose, damn near brain dead, almost lifeless, and if Rhianna starts singing country I will jump out of the medical bed and throw myself out the nearest window to get away from it.

There’s more!

Cut the shit: knock it off.
Are you shitting me: are you serious.
This shit is bananas: this is crazy.
That’s my shit: I really like that.
Shit!: An exclamation of discontent. See also: fuck.
I shit myself: I pooped my pants.
A shit in the hand is worth two in the bush: this is a joke, it doesn’t mean anything. I only include it because a guy came up to me at work and asked what it meant.