You shall not pass!

There is at least one thing they could do (not saying it would help the workers, but they could do it): Fire any remaining people then take that money and run! /s

Good gravy! I was giving NBC at least a little credit for trying to do mediocre journalism.

I know English is not everyone’s first (or even second) language, but if your job is writing for a living in English at least get some help.

P.S. I only know one language myself and couldn’t read/write/speak/understand any other to save my soul, so I think people that can are really gifted. It’s just that NBC obviously didn’t care about this article in the least.

NBC’s AI can’t write worth a hoot:

Hundreds of works were damaged at the Louvre in Paris when a pipe burst because of flooding, the museum’s deputy general administrator said.

The flooding led to a burst pipe and affected one of the three rooms of the library in the Egyptian antiquities department, he said.

Above are paragraphs 1 and 3 from the referenced article.

A simple but logical reading of both states that “a flood occurred (first), and the flood is what caused the pipe to burst (second)”. Extremely disappointed in this level of journalistic competence.

Bathroom door too; wanna show it all off! /s

Sadly, very possible.

Thanks for the reminder. This will be burned in my memory for YEARS to come. Bold marketing move!

Now let me get online and short sell - NASDAQ: CPB

Just pay separate shipping and handling!

There’s always a catch 🎣.

Perhaps you could put it on a separate WiFi network and have your router limit what IP range it can access on your Internet connected network (leave the gateway to the Internet off that range).

I vote for: 2:47:18.987 and 9:51:43.051

Makes you concentrate on driving! /s

Kangaroo obviously.