Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg!

Naturally

Stroke: you can have it

One more and it’s too farty

Edit: I feel like a spy using code phases

Too many beans?

Ooh! The grand old Duke of York, he had underage sex, he flew them out to Epstein Island and he flew them back again!

I’m the devil, I love metal!! Check this rift it’s fucking tasty!!

Donald J Trumph is the president of the USA

Blursed

I used to drink Scotch

I still do, but I used to too

Yes

2 4/7

I wish they asked about me before demanding help

What is this? News? On a paper?!?

No one told them about our New Found Land

I get judged for strapping life jackets, balloons, foam noodles, loaves of bread, and planks of wood to my bovids before I throw them into the lake.

Whatever floats my goats.

Inconceivable!