Who decides if the baby is born? Certainly not the father. And once she has decided it means HE has no choice in the matter.

Condoms don’t exist?

Woah there, wood? The stuff that blows over and not GLORIOUS STONE AND CONCRETE? I think you may be on yo something. Just don’t tell Europe a lot of them get mad at the sight of wood houses

Pretty sure you just had a shit doctor, every eye doctor I’ve had insisted I have someone drive me and I’m from the depth of MAGAstan

This individual specified PS5, they might need DS4W too

A lot of women consider it a deal breaker to this day

You reminded me of a dead stupid subway sign I saw once, it was about the fact 1 in 4 homeless were women, which don’t get me wrong everyone deserves a home, but it was so tone deaf in delivery it felt like unintentional parody

Because my teeth are going bad and straws help