This will end the same as every other middle east conflict. We destroy the government and make 12 new terrorist organizations. But they keep trying to cut the heads off a hydra.

You don’t shoot a guy in the dick, Butters

Especially since Trump said their Navy was destroyed just a few days ago.

If their Navy was destroyed, what are they laying mines with?

Or is their Navy not as destroyed as he claimed?

They already pretended to care about spending and then some guy called Big Balls helped Elon Musk harvest all our data

Add a cactus in each of their asses and we might be getting somewhere

Saying you’re an alpha just kinda sounds like a furry thing

Not a drag queen

The US is probably tracking his bowel movements already. I give him a week

If her mascara ain’t smeared and she ain’t blue in the face she’s not enjoying herself

Ubuntu touch works on most android phones and has a handful with official support

Pre-built machines are still going for reasonable prices but once those companies run out of old stock that’ll be done for. If you’ve got a Costco membership they have some IBuyPower PCs for a pretty reasonable price. I got a ryzen 7, RTX5070 and 32GB of ddr5 for $1600. They have an Intel ultra 5, RTX5060, and 32GB ddr5 for $1,099.

My new conspiracy is that Diana found out what Andrew was up to and he made sure she couldn’t spill the beans