My personal reason for messing up Chick Fil A in my head is because there used to be a different chicken restaurant chain where I grew up called Krispy Chic. Not sure if any are still open, but all the ones in aware of closed down decades ago.

Not sure “mutilations and genocide” is much better…

I just assumed those were wheat stalks they were holding or something. I did not see the naked crotches until I went to the comments.

I was under the assumption that the soup was a stand-in for the bowling pins…

Eve ryday.