TheLowestStone

I’ve been vocally boycotting Nintendo for a few years.

My knees disagree.

Same here but 12 year old me also wanted to be a ninja when he grew up.

This kind of thinking certaintly won’t contribute to that changing.

None of them know how to purchase clothes that fit.

Most of them can’t read.

You assumed it was a first date because it says that it is one.

I’ve always assumed that she survives but is horribly disfigured after having her skin stretched so much. Augustus is the one who I think may have died.

If there’s one thing Texas does well, it’s barbeque.

With his standard combination of surprise, fear, and nausea I’d say he looks more like someone else just shit his pants.

munitions with children in them

That doesn’t sound particularly effective.

I would argue that stressing “never” or “said” both have the same meaning.

Oh cool… Something else no one asked for or wants.

As a fan of throat fucking, I disagree.

A lot of people in that thread have never seen Looney Tunes. If they did, they would have learned 3 vital facts about physics:

1. A finger in the barrel of a gun will stop a bullet and cause the gun to explode.

2. Gravity cannot effect you until you acknowledge that you are not on solid ground.

3. Being crushed by a heavy object falling from a great height (think and anvil or piano) will cause to to collapse like an accordion until you are re-inflated.

These are basic scientific facts everyone should know in the modern age.