Nah, wheat and rye are the hallmark of that one cereal killer.
Sturgist
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Two Americans Arrested for Terrifying Baby Monkey Punch in Reckless Promotional StuntEnglish
25·26 days agoWhat the 99.9% Figure Actually Measures
The conviction rate tracks only cases where a prosecutor has formally indicted a defendant and brought the case to trial. It does not reflect the outcome of all police investigations, all arrests, or all cases referred to prosecutors. This distinction matters enormously. Japanese prosecutors decline to indict in roughly 60% of cases referred to them by police, meaning fewer than one in three cases that police hand off ever reaches a courtroom.1 The 99.9% applies only to that narrow slice of cases that survived the screening process.
This makes direct comparisons with other countries misleading. In the U.S. federal system, prosecutors indict more than 80% of referred cases, but over 97% of those are resolved through plea bargains where the defendant agrees to plead guilty in exchange for reduced charges or a lighter sentence. If you counted those guilty pleas as convictions the same way Japan counts trial outcomes, the U.S. federal conviction rate would also exceed 99%. The roughly 83% conviction rate Americans typically hear about applies only to contested trials. Japan has no comparable plea bargaining system for most crimes, so nearly all its cases go to a full trial, and the 99.9% figure reflects verdicts after that process.
Sturgist@piefed.cato
linuxmemes@lemmy.world•I'm looking for a free OS, should it be Debian or Arch Linux(community)?English
14·26 days agoFucking sadistic bastard…I second this.
Might… uhhh…tickle a bit 😉
Sturgist@piefed.cato
3DPrinting@lemmy.world•Bambu Lab is abusing the open source social contractEnglish
45·1 month agoCertainly not everyone who said this would happen!
I don’t think that word means what you think it means.
Sturgist@piefed.cato
World News@lemmy.world•Trump Backtracks on War Plan With Bizarre Word SaladEnglish
8·1 month agoWhy would he fuck with his embarrassment streak? Not like he has the cognitive capacity to understand what’s happening.
Sturgist@piefed.cato
World News@lemmy.world•Trump Backtracks on War Plan With Bizarre Word SaladEnglish
74·1 month agoCNN anchor John Berman said Tuesday as the news broke. “We think that’s what the administration announced just moments ago.”
No one is entirely sure exactly what the Dementia in Chief is ever saying.
Macron added, “We are not going to take part in any forceful operation within a framework that does not seem clear to me.”
Others have said Trump risks “humiliation in full view of the world.”
That implies that he hasn’t already been an embarrassment multiple times prior to this.
Sturgist@piefed.cato
UK Politics@feddit.uk•Black children eight times more likely to be strip searched by police - reportEnglish
81·2 months agoOh absolutely. Was just pointing out "Republican " doesn’t fit in this context.
Sturgist@piefed.cato
UK Politics@feddit.uk•Black children eight times more likely to be strip searched by police - reportEnglish
141·2 months agoThis is in the UK mate
Sturgist@piefed.cato
UK Politics@feddit.uk•Reform candidate wants to ‘tear down’ the NHSEnglish
4·2 months agoLex Luther was a genius. He might be a villain, but he wasn’t dumb.
Sturgist@piefed.cato
UK Politics@feddit.uk•PM wavers over Mahmood’s immigration reforms after Rayner brands them ‘un-British’English
6·3 months agoBest I can do is waffle a bunch and then do fascism light.
- Kier probably
Sturgist@piefed.cato
DeGoogle Yourself@lemmy.ml•hey! do you know how to remove the video suggestions after a yt video finished?English
7·3 months agoIf you’re on android this manager has a bunch of prepatched apps, be sure to install microG first.



If we buy pizza we have to put the boxes in the oven. Our little bastard will shred the box and eat the pizza. And that’s not good for his little kidneys.