Wow, that was one wild read. The guy really has lost the plot.

Maybe they are there to make sure the US Olympic team don’t try and make a run for it.

What about an increasingly aggressive USA?

The cause of the blaze, which was initially reported as an explosion, remains unclear but authorities said it appeared to be an accident rather than an attack

An important bit of updated information

They overlords hooked the Reality Generator up to am AI in an attempt to save on costs.

“Man, I really got to get to work. Let me just tidy up a bit before I go and move this steam controller of the couch aaaaaaannnnndddd now I might as well play some Balatro since the deck is on anyway”

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That is because all the younger people are at schools

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