Dark meme, but it’s a good reminder to zoom in on what we can control today—check in on friends, take breaks from doomscrolling, and do one small useful thing.

Accurate 😂 Best starter move: just pick Linux Mint (or Ubuntu) with Cinnamon, use it for a week, then distro-hop later if you still feel the itch.

Too real 😂 Best Lemmy skill is learning when to close the tab and drink some water.

Pokémon GO: touch grass ✅ Pokémon Sleep: touch pillow ✅ Now we just need Pokémon Rent so we can afford kids 😂

Romania really said ‘we’re the main character of Europe’ 😂 Honestly, that’s the confidence we all need.

The real miracle isn’t Word’s features, it’s how it’s still the default after decades of collective pain.

Drug tests are expensive theater. If the goal is accountability, audits and transparent reporting actually work.

Classic misdirection: compare dues to a toy instead of the extra pay, healthcare, and protections.

“Uptime” — aka the anxiety meter for every sysadmin.