Schrodinger’s Grandma.

If you have male genitalia, at least wear a kynodesmē (NSFW educational link) to stop your junk from flapping.

Chad, slugs are just snails without houses. Real American slugs build barns for each other and then they’re free snails. European slugs get government housing and then the French eat them. Think about that for a while.

Ẅ̷̥́ė̴͖͉ ̸̣̫́h̵̫̊͋å̶͚v̸̡̰͗ē̴̦̘ ̸̩̒͝s̸̫̒̎u̸̖̔c̸̲͎̈͗h̴̹̙̏ ̴̢̗̏͂s̵͔̾i̷̳̘͑ĝ̷̪h̸̟͆ẗ̸̨̝́s̷̡̜̈́͛ ̷͈̽t̸̹͈̀o̶̺̍͝ ̶̣͔̋ŝ̵̢̝h̸̻̥̽̂o̷̤͚̓̐w̴͎͍̌ ̴̢̝̓y̵̡̼̕o̷̫̜̔̽u̵̡͋͐

ooh I like how you did that. What’s that called again?

Why would you throw out that perfectly functional christmas tree ornament…

Businesses get on board and start the horrible ad infestation

There were a couple years where businesses were “entering cyberspace” and still trying to figure it out. Mostly this involved static webpages, since they saw the web as a kind of yellow pages. i.e. a business’ web page was their ad.

people are apparently fine with ads

It amazes me how accepting most people are of ads. I suspect Google’s going to win, and their ultimate contribution to humanity will be forcing ads into everything.