Boomer Humor Doomergod

Yes the former is far worse.

I wouldn’t presume on my friendship with a raccoon by putting a leash on one.

Unless they’re into that sort of thing.

They want to see if they like the way his colon smells

I was thinking more

It’s not the denied treatment that’s the problem. It’s the treatment they approve and then I still get a huge bill for a copay or deductible or some shit.

I’ve got insurance and still sleep it off because I don’t want a huge bill.

Great job, humans. You’ve ruined Iceland.

The code name for MS Office during development was Buddha because it was “going to assume the Lotus position.”

Nope, never did DMT.

It’s just the rest of the pagans were too square to smoke a J

This happened to me.

We were sharing a joint after a pagan ritual and he whipped out a real pipe.

He looked at me and started to ask “do you want? Nah, not you”

And I appreciated it because I’m not sure I could handle something harder than nicotine or caffeine.

Sorry, car dealers are major contributors to sales taxes so the best I can do is one more lane, bro

Next week: Estate of Oscar Wilde fined 34,000,000£ for overdue library books

Humans aren’t monsters until they reach a critical mass. Then they’re just awful.

Pad Thaius

“Wives”

Pack it up, pack it in

Except it wasn’t the politics that ran me off. It was them being inane and susceptible to manipulation for non-political things.

Except for Reddit. I left there because they dropped API support.

And if that’s our downfall then good riddance. We’re a pathetically stupid species and deserve extinction. There’s only like five people I care about even they’re annoying.

And these bots are also walking around in real life? Because the shitty people who drove me off are actual people who I actually know in the actual world.

No, they were cunts since well before the bots came around

Pretty sure it wasn’t bots that chased me off but the infinite stupidity of collective humanity