Shit, you get one with a good enough crust and it’ll club a motherfucker into the ground like a fence post.

Bonelessius barbequeum Wingius

We got covid, krok addicts, and republicans, it’s close enough.

Isn’t the rapture supposed to be like… the first step of the apocalypse? Cause I’m lookin around at the state of things right now and uh…

The horrors persist, but so do we.

Cestus! Put my money on the boy who walks into a swordfight straight throwin hands.

Or anything on the N64. Nintendo really loved inverted y in the early days of analog.

For really real. People always whine about “well what if the person they catch isn’t actually a predator” but dawg, come the fuck on.

If I invite a grown as person to meet me somewhere under the pretense that I am a child, and they show up to that meeting believing they are there to meet a child? Oh naw, I don’t give half a cold, rusty fuck what excuses they have for why they came over, I’m putting the paws on em. I’mma stomp a mud hole in em and walk it dry with all 6’1", 300 pounds of my fi-fy-fo-fum lookin ass.