Standard time should be year round. Let’s stop fucking with global circadian rhythms.

Damnit. I was hoping to get there for the eclipse BEFORE the mosquitos.

What is a skeleton’s favorite snack?

Please use Calvin instead of a right wing asshat.

Take all the bones and whatnot and freeze em. When you can, make a stock of those bones. So damn good.

Tasty af when you get a rotisserie for $5.

I can feel it, comin’ in your hair tonight.

Referenced for the lazy

No. We could just end it and also not be stupid while spreading misinformation.

Ah, so he avoids her in every way possible while shoving swords into her like a pincushion? Interesting.

I hate anyone and everyone who burns sage for “cleansing”. You dirtied the air more with crappy smelling carcinogens.

I spent hours talking on the phone with my friend as I was playing Warcraft 2 on my PC, and they played Warcraft 2 on their PlayStation. Good times.

Oh shit, talk about hell levels.

You got that apnea, eh?

If you haven’t seen the rest of Harry Partridge’s work, keep going. It’s all glorious!

I’ve played 7+ total hours and I’ve only managed to get Greenpath and Forgotten Crossroads. The fact that my ghost can (and has, many times) kill me is infuriating. How am I supposed to progress if after 30 minutes I want to throw my controller at the wall?

That’s me with Hollow Knight. I want to finish, but it’s frustrating to the point that I give up after 30 minutes with no progress.

What isn’t too much, but also creates the necessary drastic changes?

Billionaires won’t let you vote away their power, mind you.

I’m faster than anyone who works there, and I don’t need to worry about long lines (usually the self checkout is the faster option). The time saved is my payment.

“Being a lesbian sucks sometimes. You tell another girl she’s a hottie, and she says, “thanks” like we’re being friendly. I ain’t just being friendly, I’m trying to fuck!”

I think I translated it correctly.