I’m a tradesman and get paid in $100 all the time. A guy from the city gave me $100 for a job. My wife, who is a treasurer for Girl Guides, traded her cookie money of $10’s and $20"s for my $100 and deposited it in the bank. Now the FBI can prove that my customer has an unhealthy cookie addiction.

Exactly.

Doesn’t work very well if you buy something directly from someone. Or if your cash is given out as change. Seems like it would make a wildly inaccurate profile.

You put underpants on the seat.

Tailors shears.

Do you get many trick-or-treaters in November?

This event teaches us the power of our purchases. If you want big businesses to not be evil, stop giving them money. Imagine what a general strike would accomplish if these guys couldn’t stand losing advertising revenue for a week.

Indeed! But since it’s Kimmel we’ll have to wait and see if it’s funny.

Single handedly keeping the Italian economy afloat!

How many of those do you buy direct from Italy?

It’s funny how the biggest argument for metric is that it’s so accurate but in real life use it degrades to “close enough”. My main problem with metric is that I can’t get my pencil that sharp.