Not very Asian of you.

Bro looks like my high school desk

This is so cringe it made my emo phase look professional.

In the Minecraft world, eating zombie meat only restores a small amount of hunger and that meat gives you a debuff. So you have to eat a lot of it to be full. The debuff can be cured by drinking milk.

In Minecraft, zombie meat is just cereal.

Thank you! I asked my gf what happened to her and we simply didn’t know

Originally I was to wait for this type of comment and build a narrative that would slowly “unmask” me as one who works for the thought police just for the fun of others who may read this comment thread, but then I realized that it would probably cause some harm and now I’m just leaving it, might change it as well.

People born male but feel themselves female.

Or people born female but feel themselves male.

It is literally the explanation Google gives you when you write „trans people“

Depends. She’s giving the government officials like the IRS way too much credit for what they actually know and care. Yes, they know your banking account because there is a law that allows them to, but that’s about it. There might be some automatic system that goes off when you’re receiving large amounts of cash or something in order to prevent money laundry.

I’d be more worried about everyone else who gets these information with some William McKinleys.

I have an ex who had her most sensitive spot about an inch in at the top. To her, it literally did not matter as long as one hit that spot.

Robin no!

No your

Yes, it was 1:0 against Argentinia. But as of now it’s too late to edit the post.

This cake uses a 7:1 ratio

My dumbase brain literally wrote “rose thaitanic boobs” into the DuckDuckGo search…

Autistic Nerds - wait…

Germans were like: GLG HDL BB and shorthened 40 symbols/spaces down to 10

I had that Prada KE850 phone. It came out before the iPhone and had a capacitive touchscreen. It also came with this ABC keyboard. Texting was, once you knew where all the buttons were, a whole lot faster than with buttons. No pressing any buttons for 2 millimeters, just some quick finger tapping that stopped at the edge of the screen. Dual wielding the pointy fingies or some acrobatics with the right one.

I’d go back.

I only got it because the iPhone wasn’t available at that time

In German, the word for scaredy-cat is “Angsthase”, a scaredy-bunny so to say. It rhymes pretty well with “Axthase”, an axe-bunny.

Anyway, the Axthase: