minus-squareNarauko@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.world•Safetylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 days agoWhich is why I, as a professional guard baby, always bring a tennis ball and a kitten to expected kidnappings: to distract puppies and to distract the kidnapper with “dad with the kitten he said he didn’t want” moments. linkfedilink
minus-squareNarauko@lemmy.worldtoGames@sh.itjust.works•Turn ‘Em On: Modern Nintendo Cartridges May Have A Limited LifespanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoInstructions unclear, used my fartbox and now there’s even more corrosion than using my cakehole. linkfedilink
Which is why I, as a professional guard baby, always bring a tennis ball and a kitten to expected kidnappings: to distract puppies and to distract the kidnapper with “dad with the kitten he said he didn’t want” moments.