

…I really need to stock up on fireworks. That type of evil being snuffed out calls for fireworks.


…I really need to stock up on fireworks. That type of evil being snuffed out calls for fireworks.
Nervously stands up, takes microphone, and looks down at a sheet of paper: “-clears throat- Sure, I can help with that!..”


Every single person in the US military swore an oath to defend the Constitution from all threats foreign and domestic. Thus far, they’ve chosen to just bend over and follow the domestic threat’s orders, at the steadily increasing cost of the lives of their fellow servicemembers.
This is the ‘find out’ phase of their failure to uphold their oath. Here’s hoping one of them steps up to finally act on that commitment.
“T minus 10… 9… 8… 7…” System restarting for updates, do not power off… … … Yo, wanna back up all your shit? Click here to let us save a copy of all your shit to our servers! <Yes> <Ask me again tomorrow> Ehhh check that out, it’s time for your FREE upgrade to Windows 11! Click here to… wow, fucking rude. Alright. How about an office suite? Ya want an office suite?? Nevermind that Office is already installed, this one’s special! …what are you a fucking peasant or something? Alright fine, here’s access back to your peasant-ass operating system and an image of a cartoon cat wearing a wrestling belt for some fucking reason. 🖕
“…-T THE FUCK ARE DOING, I SAID ABORT DAMNIT! THE WIND PICKED UP, HARD! YOU CAN’T BRING THE FUEL TANK THROUGH THAT MUCH TURBU–” explodes


Ask your doctor if Porkkake is right for you!
Or a Lemmy thing. Humans Most living things are pretty hard wired to be obsessed with sex.


The ships sank for your swims; but behold, they are risen!
Now, place your donations here, or you’ll spend eternity stuck in port beneath a flock of seagulls that just gorged themselves on the infinite dumpster behind Taco Bell.
You don’t need to worry about shit. Propaganda like the OP’s serves only to make you feel guilty about speaking up, pushing you to become one of MLK’s white moderates.
If you’re in a position to advocate for a group who’s voice is being muffled, do it.
You already know the distinction between that and talking over them - don’t let internet bullshit blur the line.