Beans, legumes, peanut butter, soy milk, cashew milk, rice milk, oat milk, edamame, vegan protein powder, tree nuts, soy, peanuts, oats, peas, nutritional yeast, satan.

Right? People super quick forgot about 1999s Battle of Seattle

Soon you’ll not be able to use your computer without “logging in” (Giving ID)

The water? How close is Detroit to Flint?

Just wait, the next step is making you watch an ad before you can click on the tip screen while a video game face frowns or smiles depending on how far you slide the tip bar

I mean, but if you just party all the time sooner than later you’ll be the old single man that people look at weird, cause you’re party mates all decided to contribute to society (hopefully in a good way not a WallStreet parasite way) All things in moderation I guess

One: Maybe you’re depressed

Two: Maybe you’re tricked by capitalism and religion into believing everything is special and needs a grand purpose

Three: We desperately need things on earth right now, dog shelters are overrun, solar panels need to be built and sold, bus lanes needs to be put in roads

Four: Just because it all ultimately means nothing, empires rise and fall, some remembered some forgotten, doesn’t mean nothing matters to someone else, I still remember 4th grade friendships and the things they taught me. Even if I never see them again. They still matter.