Eat this rock every day to make the visions stop.

Corporate owned farmers

You would think so, and yet, that '62 Chardonnay isn’t going to uncork itself grandma thought as she surreptitiously grabbed her favorite battery operated bottle opener and locked the door.

A man fan club for man

Ai

But it has what PCs crave.

A George Foreman slap chop

I experienced a ‘mild’ instance of this. No f’ing thank you would I ever ever want to go through that again.

“You’re wearing socks aren’t you!?” -Microsoft

No one said that. You said that. Why did you say that?

Jokes aren’t funny when you have to explain them.

Sleep all day Coffee