Arby’s Horsey Sauce is the best fast food sauce anywhere. There will be no further discussion on this point.

I’ll discuss whatever I want!

But… you’re not wrong. However an argument could be made for the Mardi Gras Mustard at Popeye’s, which actually also has horseradish.

Anhedonia Sesame Balls

Aw man, another Slowly descending into madness? Curse my luck.

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F O R B I D D E N

K N O W L E D G E

It is my headcanon that all dwarves grow beards, but for cultural reasons dwarf women shave.

Canadian Thanksgiving is a worse time to have it, as it cuts into valuable spooky season.

Pumpussy?

So uh… Where would one apply for such a job? Y’know, uh, hypothetically?

FIRST!

Also this quote offends me

Leonardo DiCaprio, pointing at the television!

Turns out all his songs were Al generated. Sad.

I dunno, is that long enough?

Edit: Only 3.865 million years

Because I hate clickbait titles: It’s Ayn Rand.