We just need some space 🚀

Why I’m a big fan of science fiction. Most is a subtle message or warning about humanity.

lock clicks on the barn door
Well well, looks like it’s just you, me, and this probe.

Well it was a cucumber.

It was hard to find Putin Musk Epstein ICE agents with their ass spread open. 🤷

Because I work at a preschool.

How about bamboo?

B.J. Nom Nom is a prolific writer with such and extensive library of work.

https://www.bjnomnom.com/

Skooma is one hell of a drug.

Well Uncle Mort did say he’s looking for his own place soon. Just recently we gave him a bit of cash to buy a suit so he can go job hunting. We do think it’s odd that his job interviews are always on Saturday nights downtown.

Come to think of I don’t remember seeing his new suit. Uh oh…

I do feel like a dick sitting in my office going “oh my fingies is cold, burrr” in the middle of summer watching the laborers at the office building nextdoor tarring a new roof in the baking sun.

I’d like to not even know about it.

But Wednesday is like having an uncle you looked up to when you were young. But now he comes back as an alcoholic who lost his apartment and is staying with your family and you’re both older now and both changed.

You can’t avoid him when you visit your family because he’s rooting through the fridge in his stained tightly whities well your sitting there trying to have coffee at the kitchen table. You’d like to ignore him and remember the fun uncle of your youth, but there he is constantly digging in his ass and sniffing his fingers in your presence. So you feel like you might need to say a little something about his change. Like what the fuck happened to uncle Mort? I used to love Uncle Mort.

Wednesday is scratching her balls in front of me all the time retelling stories differently than how I remembered them. It’s a lot for me to take in. I’d rather remember them when I liked them.

I refuse to believe anything from the new Wednesday as canon. That bullshit is just using the Addams Family to sell dipping sauces at Wendy’s.

Therefore the hands fucked.

OH JESUS!

Ah yes, three fine specimens of Aryan perfection. What a group of fucking gooners.

Lot of people spotting this tree in the exact same position since 2017. Freaking crazy how many people keep finding this tree even hiking in 2025?!

bend over he said
You are a beautiful femboy
show me that boy hole

Goes great with my big ole bowl of Garfield “Oops All Cancer” Cereal.

It’s that or skooma.

He could steal my purity ring any day