I was looking at random speedruns recently and I came across Shinobi, and holy shit. A rush of memories came flooding into me like a download from the Matrix. My pupils dilated, and suddenly it was 2002 all over again.
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Even better: if a task takes less than 3 minutes to perform, just stop what you’re doing and do it.
It’s such a great way to get things done, because eventually you will train your brain into thinking of major projects as a series of bite-sized tasks.
Their wifi router does WHAT?!? Isn’t that illegal or something??
Gaming related?
I let Banjo die and his sister be transformed so I could goon to sexy Gruntilda.
I set the CPU to Idle in Dead or Alive practice mode so I could knock over the female fighters and see their breasts heaving on the ground.
I finished to a car rocking back and forth in GTA 3.
Non-gaming?
No way in hell. Those die with me.





Gawd, you even sound like a grandma