Now that’s a proper fuckin breakfast

Cute cat, but definitely not a loaf

2/10

You know that thing has never seen anything wilder than a mall parking lot

Stew is just a thicc soup

I know of this one rapper, they chopped this guy’s whole body off, just left the dick behind.

Don’t you mean like, the chopped off his dick?

No, they grabbed his dick and chopped his whole body off. That’s all he was in the end, a dick

Tea is just a leaf broth

I am slightly offended they called that a forklift

Talk about low hanging fruit

Tbf, if it were between those ladies and the couch, I’m choosing the couch

Your boyfriend is now 10 inches tall

“God’s plan”?

This God guy fucking sucks at planning

Here’s a flamethrower

You can put your life savings right over here

A meme from Stellaris!?

Its right up there with the tip-to-tip efficiency scene at the end of S1

Jin-Yang’s arc is one of the best parts of the show

If the legal limit of plutonium is greater than 0, I’m getting some right away

Is there anyone Microsoft doesn’t hate?

M, as in Mancy

Borderlands personality disorder, running around threatening to turn people into meat bicycles

Nonstop Nut November?