Ah, the chaotic hoe, nemesis of the lawful hussy.

“It doesn’t bend that way!”

“It does now”.

Weed does all those things with much less drawbacks. Except cost.

“Don’t trust the sheep! They’re liars!”

Nah, they just learned to recognize the sound of a zipper opening.

I meant Theroux’ interview, not his subject. He’s not responsible for the things his interviewees say.

Speaking truth to power was always a revolutionary act. Seems like we’re going back to the old days.

Goddamn nob-gnomes ruining concerts for everyone. I mean Ticketmaster. The penis-gnomes can stay.

Depends, first or second civil war?

The only thing I remember from it was the refrigerator scene because it was so wtf.

Same reason chimps are built like trucks without having to train a lick. Superior genetics baby.

Guess the local stores already ran out of crayons

Ah, the Diogenes approach. I really like that!

Unironically, can you give us some insights that aren’t the same tired 8 points repeated on every self-help blog?

They’ve gone so far over every red line that it literally doesn’t matter anymore at this point. They’re literally destroying an entire population - genocide - in full view of the world. What is some maltreatment of an activist in the face of all that? If indiscriminately bombing preschools and blowing up children with drones doesn’t manage to do it, what will?

My cats seem perplexed every time I take a bath, sometimes observing from the nearby cat tree. It’s almost as if they’re thinking “why would someone willingly subject themselves to that?”.

I’m more of a semicolon enjoyer myself.

The new hire at work is my replacement. Old bossman is gradually giving them all my previous responsibilities. While I’m still here.

Ah well, might as well get it over with.

A boot stamping on a human face.

Forever.