From the best little whorehouse in Texas : I have no independent recollection of going to the Chicken Ranch. And I can only say, as the most dedicated anticommunist in the state legislature, that I must have been drugged by communists or communist sympathizers and placed there to harm my reputation and good name.

They did a paltry attempt in the x files reboot, it was…sadly disappointing.

Brilliant show, and if its allowed I’d like to mention its on tubi for free.