starts doing warmup stretches

“I wish I was big!”

hands over card

“You’re now Anthony Moriano, a 42 year old barber from Passaic. Enjoy!”

And by dog food they mean food made out of dog.

I recited a saga an hour ago

Think of them like Ophiocordyceps fungi

Oh, yeah. Totally. Exactly what I was thinking.

Get out.

lol, the plates are empty. “Thanks but no.”

I’ve got a deer right here, lemme ask him if that’s true.

Edit: he says no.

Easy to mess up, hard to maintain.

The situation OP predicted wasn’t the one where she asks up front.

This play is regarded as a common ploy.

Kombucha lady, her face disgusted. Kombucha lady, her face intrigued.

The Danish lore licorice

Damn. I was really looking forward to Danish licorice lore.