OSHA.

The throwers have a union to stop them from killing themselves, which means we don’t give them 40kg things to break their backs regularly and anything over 22kgs they buddy lift or get a hoist or something.

Thought it was just airlines being airlines too, but this makes complete sense, don’t be dicks about other people’s health.

That’s it.

Sounds like a Chinese geek tried to make something useful, did a lot of dirty hacks to get it going.

And couldn’t properly explain because his social skills and English weren’t great.

The blobs weren’t super suspicious, just some gpld tools, basically busybox kind of stuff.

The real problem is what he made was so fucking insanely useful and needed by everyone that the standards for software skyrocketed.

Like you make a cure for cancer and everyone starts screaming at you because one of the side effects is temporary impotence.

That was so much more fun than it had any right to be.