Well, I keep trying to get people to pour habanero juice on themselves before blocking my windpipe, but no one wants to try it. Something about sensitive skin.

A thousand bucks? No, sorry, but I do have other things that could help. Holes that could be filled in your life.

Right? Either one of them would get me, but both together? Meeeow.

Just look at the sort of pelvic accessory you’re not interested in (bi people, I’m sorry)

Lol, I don’t know whether I’m like, “I like people,” because the whole ‘hole is hole’ thing, or the hole is a hole is wholly because of “I like people.” The things I want to do with my mouth, and to all people’s holes… well, whatever part is chiming in is chiming in with an entire carillon.