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Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if the violation was willful, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.

Could this be per offense? I wonder if that would set a new Guinness record for longest sentence.

Leopard meets face

“You do it too much, you’ll go blind” Unexpected prophecy

Silly party still got it https://youtube.com/shorts/bHHhnBT5H2I

Genuinely surprised to not see Smarter Every Day in these comments. Maybe it was there and I missed it.

…not exactly the brightest candle on the cake (emphasis mine)

by processing roughly 800 fake macaroni and cheese tray refunds to his personal cards.

I would love it if the auto TL;DR bot would summarize every article about nestle with simply, “Fuck nestle” and save its compute cycles for other news.