I really liked my Windows CE phone back in the day

Felt like Buck Rogers for like a week until the iPhone came out and somehow made my phone obsolete by having way less functionality than the Windows CE phone

I guess we’re going to have to draw straws to see who is going into the barn to find out

I just put a little top hat on my dick and call it good

The toilet paper is loaded backwards

I just put it back in the box when I’m done

I have a stack of boxes in the closet, because I might need them someday