Then don’t take the dollar, take the fucking hand.

Odds are when asked for the second dollar, it will be a lot more forthcoming.

Then we can shoot the fucker down and take them all out in one fell swoop. What a beautiful sunrise that would make.

Dear USA,

Womp womp.

Sincerely,

Everywhere Else.

You’re completely correct here, and that makes the whole burning shitbin even worse.

What stupid games, exactly?

Very much this.

If every other twat wasn’t a driving a fucking wankpanzer to drop little cunting Timmy at football practice 200 frigging yards up the bastard road it wouldn’t be half fucking the problem it is.

Annnnd breathe…

You’re a teacher, right? If not… Jebus, you’re in the wrong job friend 💛