There’s an earthquake happening due to the ride behind them rumbling by between frames.
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EnsignWashout@startrek.websiteto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•everybody always says please be patient i have autism not nobody ever says please be autistic i have patience
9·3 days agoI’m working on adding to my vocabulary:
“Please be yourself.”
EnsignWashout@startrek.websiteto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What would be on a Lemmy Bingo Card?
2·3 days agoFree space.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What would be on a Lemmy Bingo Card?
4·3 days agoExcellent. Can “brings up love of trains in an unrelated conversation” have a separate space from “the world would be a utopia without cars”?
It’s basically the same, but I really like trains and wanted an excuse to mention them.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What would be on a Lemmy Bingo Card?
15·3 days agoSub-thread of a conversation of something unrelated becomes an open source software recommendations mini thread.
I’m excited about the day when these shop owners learn about Furry Porn.
“I found pictures online that looked like our two shop mascots. They seem to really love each-other, Bob.”
It’ll be glorious.
But maybe they’re all already aware and are just advertising their support for the Furry community.
Please fix the tabs thing.
Nice.
This duck is the new acceptable answer, when someone asks “what is art?”.
All philosophical answers need not apply. The answer is just this picture.
Any detailed philosophical arguments about art are still allowed to continue, but those discussions must now treat this “smoking duck stuck in traffic” as their shared first axiom.
EnsignWashout@startrek.websiteto
science@lemmy.world•Billionaire Cheater Steve Ballmer: “At His Level of Wealth, Societal Ethics No Longer Register”English
4·8 days ago“fu, I have money”
is waaaay in the rearview mirror for these folks, though.
And when it comes to number 2, they’re number 1!
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•I’m going to by a house [Pervis]
8·9 days agoCamera pans uncomfortably and refocuses on MoonRaven’s cat buying NFTs on an old laptop in the background.
You got my hopes up.
I don’t wish Alex anything but a long life after a hopefully complete rehabilitation of his sociopsthic habits.
But I do have a nice drink set aside for my own enjoyment on the day that I’m convinced Alex will stop harming others.
I don’t have any particularly strict rule about how I get convinced he is done hurting people. I suspect I’ll see it in the obituaries rather than an op-ed. But I’m open to either.
Alex doesn’t seem likely to fix his life, but he also looks like he doesn’t cares well for his health…so I do have that drink near the front of the cabinet.
Oh well. My nice drink can wait. Maybe I’ll open it to celebrate his reform yet. Like Alice, I try to believe six impossible things before breakfast.
EnsignWashout@startrek.websiteto
You Should Know@lemmy.world•You Should Know AI agents are accidentally building a decentralized coordination layer on top of the webEnglish
9·10 days agoIt won’t be a problem, because companies are taking the risks of AI seriously, and compensating employees at every level well enough to ensure each employee takes proper precautions.
I’m glad to hear it.
I have a friend Jody reminds me of, and I appreciate that he’s still around.
Is that the one The Onion now owns?
Feels like this could happen…
How is Jody doing, now?
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Is everybody just struggling financially right now?
231·11 days agoI heard one of their private rape islands got shut down. That had to be inconvenient.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Property taxes should be proportional to the number of homes you own
131·11 days agoLuckily for the billionaires they don’t own any homes, their homes are part of a complex companies, or some bullshit.
Officially, it can. Many organizations turn IMAP off “for security reasons.”
Edit: Microsoft routinely turns off features for security reasons, so this comment may age poorly, if not already.