While I’m eating sushi, snapchatting, and flipping off that jerk that cut me off?? That sounds dangerous.

You know, I don’t think you have a good eye doctor?

You know how to stop them.

RemindMe! 1 month:

Are they still alive…?

“Cloud”. Cloud is the word you’re missing. I was confused what “a nuclear 🍄 appears outside” meant until the end…

No, you can’t borrow my phone.

Internet Movie Beta Dace is a documentary about subordinate dace (fish) that was released online. So there shouldn’t be multiple movie pages!

She’s really great!

You folks have houses!?

Fine. Edited…

Pickle cake is like cake
but it’s got pickles

See? I can ruin good things too!

That’s not fair. Tankies also censor anything even slightly critical of authoritarianism.

I don’t feel this analogy works, when you think about it. What’s the “trap”? People trying to control what others say? That’s always been the case. And if I knew about it decades ago, I should have… what? Not expressed myself freely? Nah, fuck that.

No, the true downside is when they stop supporting the app or turn off the servers and it becomes a heavy piece of e-waste…

Overgrown toddler mentality. He doesn’t use logic, doesn’t consider other people, fairness, accomplishments, optics, etc. He just wants it, hasn’t been told ‘no’ enough, and has Big Feelings about it…

that I can masturbate in.

“Me-dammit! I was supposed to be somewhere…”

Personally, I love these.

Oh no! I agree with Emmanuel Macron…

Republicans, man. Literally will hurt themselves if it harms those they hate. Did you happen to notice the party with control over all 3 branches of government just let it shut down…?