It’s nothing but fat and nitrates!

Or a 60s horror-themed band name…

Tony and his Gabba-Ghouls

Listen to their greatest hits: Oh Poor You! (Wish The Lord Would Take Me)

At an Irish Bar In Hell

Beware Three o’ Clock

Got No Spleen, Gene!

Is that Sweet Dee Reynolds? I think you are better off with the Habsburg

Fuckin’ slander you ask me!

And thank God for that!

Tortoises live a looooong time buddy. And I bet you that evil ones live even a little longer

Maxy in the house! Maxy loves to partyyyyyyy!

I’d be worried he drops it, with those tiny hands…

Episode idea:

George gets accidentally charged for the deluxe car wash instead of the standard one and spends the rest of the episode trying to sneak in a free deluxe to make up for it, but gets charged every time. Elaine is dragged into his shenanigans, but keeps backstabbing him to make good with the hot car wash attendant.

Jerry “falls in love” with a customer at said car wash, but doesn’t get her name, and only has her ticket stub mentioning her car model to find her again.

Kramer enlists Newman to create their own car wash service, directly across the street.

Jack Karlson was one of the greatest men I have ever known, he fought by my side, from the siege of P.F. Changs, to the fall of Panda Express.

The wounds he sustained ensuring our victory should have earned him a hero’s welcome into Australia.

But the government had little need for heroes…