It’s more than money to these pricks. Yes, that is extremely important but it’s also about reconstituting our societies so that rich white straight men are unquestionably on top and everyone else has nothing. These are Dark Enlightenment pricks.

The US has allies??

Paparazzi? I didn’t figure them as moral crusaders but God bless.

Aren’t the least religious countries on Earth generally the happiest ones?

If only our council houses hadn’t been sold off at a massive discount by Margaret Thatcher. Who is Farage’s favourite politician again? Oh, and who did Shabana Mahmood name as one of her political heroes?

Hey, that’s not fair! I don’t take pleasure.

You like being sentient??

Mandelson’s human? Well, if Cherie Blair says it, that’s good enough for me.

It might help that Mandelson’s lobbying firm, Global Counsel, had Palantir as a client and set up a meeting with Starmer on their behalf. Obviously I’m not suggesting this wasn’t entirely in the nation’s interest.