this comment aged like a fine wine

beginner’s mistake, you need to move closer together. like reeeally close. and you obviously wash each other.

part of a healthy diet

i can’t believe it’s not corn

you aren’t broke. you are literally the president of the the US and A

i catch fish (and then they rot on his ship, because thats all he does)

it happened.

however now that you say it i don’t actually know if it was word and you are right it probably wasn’t. her screen was of course not turned to us, so my brain just assumed it was word and twisted the story.

the story is true non the less. she was really pissed at him.

i shouldn’t have laughed this hard. reminds me of the time we got a substitute for computer class who didn’t know anything about computers. after 45min. of her typing into word she asked the class what the shortcut for quicksaving was. my friend who loves to clown answered “alt+f4”. needless to say she wasn’t happy with the result…

good times

thinking about it… that was a real dick move

edit: it unlikely that it was word - see answer by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz

also be aware that keyboards can collect data.

futo keyboard or fossify keyboard are a good alternative

DAVx⁵ to synchronise calendars, tasks and contacts between multiple devices and e-mail providers

id like to add the search engine ecosia as a european alternative to google. ecosia (german) and qwant (french) joined forces and are currently building a european search index to get more independent from american based indexes. granted they still use google and bing, but everyone does that and european are on a good way to give an alternative. also both ecosia and qwant use renewables as energy.

samyang 3x spicy

“hmm, could it be that his sarcasm meant to make a case for irrationality of teenagers? no, i bet he meant it like he wrote it when he said teenagers are known for their rationality.”

rly?

and teenagers are never edgy. most rational phase of a persons life. now in a free country people would understand, but you can of course defend why it’s right to jail kids for playing music.

whataboutism

remember when thatcher died and “the witch is dead” popped up in the charts? when donald dies his gravestone better be non stick and have a handle for flushing.

dampfnudel it is. thank me later