Anesthesia, we have no idea how, just that it works

Damn son we get patches? Hold the phone, i don’t think i’ve ever gotten an update, this might take a while…

Thats just prostitution

Don’t get your hopes up, for some reason all of trumps would-be-assassins are completly inept to the level that one might suggest these attempts were staged.

Build a big ass wall that keeps out the heat, and mexico will pay for it!

Please translate to french

Time flies when your having fun, huh

Thats the funniest shit i saw this year (ok i didnt watch the kirk video)

Well, i am not going to pay for something that can be taken away from me at no notice.

Will make a great match to my T1 device.

Is your name Eric?

You know exactly that 95% reading this are already on the johnson, bad sportsmanship for your game buddy, jigsaw would not aprove.