My work laptop is a touch screen, The only time I’ve used it is when I accidentally brushed the corner of the screen reaching passed and closed the window I was working on.

Yep 100% agree.

I’m still trying to understand what the hell Tessaract is… I’ve only moved over Lemmy in the last two weeks. Before I was banned on Reddit there was also something everyone was angry about different reddit apps.

I’ve never understood any of this… I just want to talk to people, read silly shit and annoy everyone.

What about birds you heartless monster, you have ruined my day!

It is good fun though… It’s part of the reason I got permabanned from Reddit… That and criticizing Israel and Nazis.

MULTIBALL MULTIBALL MULTIBALLLLLL BLERRRRRRNNNNNNNN

Wait… why is this a question…? I guess it’s the same as when people ask my why Adobe is so terrible, why HP is terrible or why Apple is so terrible.

Companies eventually get so big and powerful they only care about companies.

Stop paying for Microsoft, pirate is Stop using Microsoft office, Get libre office Stop using HP, get Lenovo or Dell instead Everyone everywhere should stop using apple.

As much as I hate Apple/OoS and I do truly hate Apple… Adobe is the worst company on earth.

Easiest way to explain it is that Apple and Microsoft exist just to steal all your money Adobe not only wants to steal all your money but they wanted take it all then make you pay so they can lazily explain why they took your money. HP is in the corner breaking all your furniture so they can charge you a fee to fix it and put Microsoft, apple and Adobe trash on it.

I’m going to miss getting to annoy my English, Bosnian and Croatian colleagues by calling it “The Big Soccerball game”

And asking “why the players don’t just pick up the ball and run with it… that would be faster”.

Or lastly “When is someone going to throw a pie to make this more interesting?”

How many IT security people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 50 to Palm the work off on the service desk and another 250 to block service desks access to be able to screw in the light bulb.

Another few hundred to make it seem like the original IT security were actually useful… IT support get are still at the same amount of people… They do the work and they get the blame.

Might be obvious, IT security at my company have no fucking idea what they’re doing and just making random shit up to keep their jobs alive.

I now have to do IT support with one hand tied behind my back…

Exactly, none of us even know who he is. But he felt he was important enough to create an entire documentary about Apu, crying that Apu was making Indians seem bad when Apu was crushing it.

Then if you payed attention I talked about how unhappy I was that the Simpsons let us Australians off easy.

I want to be attacked on all fronts because I’m a ridiculous human being.

“dickhead” is something you call someone you like in Australia.

Hank Azaria voices many characters and is a very talented guy. I don’t blame him for being uncomfortable voicing Apu

Apu had so many silly and offensive things towards Indians… But Apu is (As I said in my original comment) a great and wonderful character and is one of the better off characters in the show.

The only time Apu is a bad guy is when he’s selling expired meat or when he’s cheating on his wife.

The rest of the time he’s busting his arse and being so damned hard working.

Groundskeeper Willie is a drunk, hate filled, Scottish borderline serial killer… All okay it’s because he’s Scottish.

I don’t care either way, I like Apu and I like Willie but I don’t like that a 3rd rate comedian attacked Apu just to get famous and No one cares about the harmful stereotypes of Ellie… I don’t even care… Actually I’m tired of this, I don’t care.

It was already said about Troy Mclure. I’m still annoyed that a 3rd rate Indian comedian said “Apu is making us all look bad” Ahh yes Apu who is literally the hardest working person (besides Smithers) Apu a man who had 5 women dating him at one time. A man who got the hottest girl ever (The Squishish girl)… They decided that was offensive and against their race.

All I’ve got is “OI MISTER PRIME MINISTER” and “900 DOLLARYDOOS???”

I guess I’m entitled because 900 dollarydoos is fucking hilarious and I love being insulted.

I have some long lost Scottish heritage (ask the English and the Catholic Church why I can’t look up my history) and I Absolutely love everything about Groundskeeper Willie even his creepy phase of filming couples in their cars… "EVERY SCOTTISH PERSON DOS EET’

Ahahaha you’re a big dickhead I like you.

If you’re ever in Sydney we should get a beer and brutally insult each other.

I shall relook into those bags I forget every time I go to the shops.

Maybe move on there mate…

I use paper straws, I can’t get a bag at the supermarket to hold anything but I still have to pay for those bags.

These cunts get to keep wasting the earth. Yes I’m including Taylor Swift, Jeff Bezos, the heads of Microsoft, Adobe, HP and all the rest.

My company is moving to Windows 11, I had one of my service desk teammates tell me that for an IT support person I’m very critical of change

Before Windows 11 I was critical of change because every change came with no new training for my team and a giant email to the company explaining very lazily about the changes and with the same text at the end of every email… “Any problems call the service desk”.

Now we’ve lost active directory… Now I’m in a position where an incredibly incompetent IT security have restricted our access to intune and Entra and then the business wants me to still perform my daily duties as normal.

Upside is that same IT security is getting removed in the next few weeks.

Probably to be replaced by someone else even worse.

I just want to learn how to use Entra and Intune… Everything Microsoft touches turns to shit.

Active directory just worked… It was built when people at Microsoft actually knew how the operating system worked… None of those people are still at Microsoft…

Non-American here So Trump in 2015 was so bloody funny, he was shitting on all these weasels of the Republican party and they all hated him. I tuned in for a laugh. Election Day 2016 came up, everyone was happy. I deeply believed that Trump was running as a joke to get his mate Hillary elected (They were 100% connected and close in the 90s)

Then I woke up at 6am… Trump had won… he made a lot of weird choices but none of them affected me because I’m not an American.

Then Biden got elected, That “crazy old man” pulled you out of the COVID recession faster than anyone… But that loss broke something in Trumps brain… Trump wasn’t funny anymore, he was now an insane lunatic using the left and the right media to give him all the power.

Billionaires got richer, everyone else in the US and the world lost…

And the media got to kept pretending that it’s white people vs everyone else… I’m a white man and if I was in control… I would only to take Jeff Bezos, the head of Blackrock, Elon Musk, and the heads of Adobe, HP and every other industry leader and string them up by their fingers in a cold dark cell.

I’m not in control, I’m just trying to point out how corrupt your media are… They don’t care about your race, they don’t care about your religion… They want you to fight you neighbors of any race so the the medias owners (the billionaires) can get rich off your outage.

It’s so insane to me that the CIA will burst through my door at 2am and help me tie up my hands and shoot myself in the head to commit suicide… I assume at 3am

I’ve worked in IT support/Security for too long to have any of my cards just a short nfc tap away from being used/stolen from.

The formatting of my message got ruined… I had to use two returns or it all ended up in a giant wall of text…

(For people under 30, Return is what the Enter key is called… I don’t know what it’s called on phones… the icon on your phone that is going down and has an arrow pointing left).

I’ve been a hardcore PlayStation guy since I was about 9 when I got my first console the PS1.

Crash team racing is better than Mario Kart 64

Spyro the Dragon is the best 3D platformer of the late 90s.

I’ve had a PS2… That still works 22 years later.

I was in the great wars of PS2 vs XBOX.

I like Halo 1 and 2, I like Killzone 1, 2 and 3.

I was there at the beginning.

I was there when Sony moved their PlayStation HQ from Japan to America.

I was there when the quality of good JRPGs and adventure games plummeted so we could be fed a new call of duty and FIFA every year.

These days I’m PC, PS5 and switch. I will not be buying a PS6 or a Switch 2.

It should be mentioned that… I’d rather throw myself down a cliff than buy an Xbox.

If I’m awake late at night, thinking of an uncomfortable conversation I need to have with someone I can have an entire conversation with them in my head knowing mostly how they’ll reply and the best response to it.

I guess it’s like I’m two people talking 1 is me the other is me with that other person’s personality.

Other times it’s like my anxiety is giving me a hidden vision to scare me slightly at the look of my phone on the edge of the table falling over, and I instantly decide to move it. I guess that part is why I’m afraid of heights, cause my Anxiety tells me I’m going to fall. Also why I can’t watch Horror movies, my anxiety latches onto those gruesome deaths and spends decades reminding me of it when I’m in a similar looking area.