Yeah this looks like a good old-fashioned late '90s style funny cat thing

Finally a handy gif I can use to explain to my adult children why I don’t understand any new young thing they try to explain to me.

I do what she does too and when we’re done with the microwave we push the “clear” button, or whatever that button is called to reset it back to the clock display to show that the microwave is not in use.

I love the photo she chose as her official representation of herself 🤣 I take myself way too seriously and it’s always refreshing to see people who have a sense of humor about themselves & everything else. Sense of humor is an indication of high intelligence too.

It sounds pretty accurate to me. How would you rewrite it for accuracy?

Reminds me of this 🤭

Figures. Glad I haven’t donated to them the last several times they’ve harassed me about it.

I guess I WAS CLEVER FIRST. 🤭

Jamaican me famous!

It still counts as standing cuz you’re on your feet.

Are you describing Los Angeles? Toilet is everywhere. You can shit standing up. Sleep until noon. Nothing makes sense.

Stewardess = Airline Passenger Fighter

Perhaps the level of intelligence & wit & likeability he exhibits in his art indicates that he assumes all people are intelligent & witty & likable, so he delusionally believes that all lives are as precious as his own 🤷🏼‍♀️

Took me a moment to determine if that was Jeff Goldblum or Jim Jones

I know a handful of white Americans who at a glance you’d never guess they’re highly educated polyglots and would meet the requirements for entering this restaurant. The way the sign is worded, I think you’re right, only fluent Japanese people allowed here because we only speak Japanese here.

I have this same syndrome, except purely heterosexual, and only for men I’m attracted to. Which I suppose is normal but then I get stuck at the social skills part where I get panic attacks and can’t talk when I see someone attractive. Which is weird because I’m smokin hot in a bikini and men are too scared to approach ME! 🤦🏼‍♀️ It happened again yesterday 😢 Forever alone gorgeous people.

Many app logos are anus-inspired nowadays.

Your title is making a bold assumption that I have sexts.

That looks like a bear who could financially provide for me. I choose the bear.

You might notice the word “lean” somewhere up there. That’s a typo that OOP unintentionally & ironically made while mocking people for their perceived linguistics shortcomings.