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Imagine we actually got the future the cartoons of the past promised. We’d all be terrified of drunk/stupid people in flying cars crashing through our roof at all times of the day lol

Which is why King Baby the Petulant revoked the invitation for Carney to join his “board of peace.”

What an absolutely pathetic piece of shit. I can’t wait to read Trump’s obituary…

One factor was her promise to work with American oil, and her acquaintance with Americans in the oil business. “Delcy is the most committed to working with US oil,” an ally of hers said.

Corruption you say? Well I never! Not in this world!

Time for my least favorite game!

“Imagine a Democrat did that to a Republican!”

… Fox News would be running that story for a week, screaming at the public about how they’re being discriminated against and how the Democrats hate freedom and free speech. How they hate “you” and your “values” etc etc etc…

What can I say, I have Italian ancestry so I love garlic! That’s what made it a competition as well, who could take the garlic breath the longest got a bike!

With the ramps. Dirt ramps don’t kiss very well though…

My childhood! A friend named Derek and everything! I was even the one who’d be most likely to hit my head testing ramps we made out in the woods for our bikes lol

Why do you think epic gives games away for free? They thought this was the main factor so they decided to build a library for you to not want to leave, but it turns out that it isn’t the only reason people like steam. I have a huge library on epic now (99% free giveaways), but I still would prefer to buy a game on steam especially if they utilize the steam workshop.

Europe: sorry, best we can do is specific carveouts for US billionaire owned companies in our tax code…

Future archeologist trying to carbon date my pan:

“WTF is this thing!? There are so many different layers of carbon!”

Good to know!

I believe their user agreement said something about waiving the right to refund when I checked it out last night as well.

The fuckwits that support maga would gladly spend 5x that to hurt someone, but would absolutely lose their fucking minds if the base amount, 5x less, was “given” to them to help.

My current “feed” couldn’t have been set up better.

Countdown to MAGA outrage…

I did and the results were kinda hilarious.

I was working as a technician at the time and went to a theater I wasn’t familiar with, I needed to use the bathroom and saw a few people cleaning so I asked them if the knew where the bathroom was.

“No ingles, no ingles!”

Oh good I can try my Spanish! “Donde estas el bano?”

“No ingles, no ingles!”

…but I’m speaking Spanish now… Lol

Nah, if that were the case I’d be Twelve.

Literal fucking Nazi scum… I hate this fucking country and like 40% of the people in it…

It’s almost as if Trumps entire life has been about lying to get what he wants…