Have you seen Brazil [the movie]? They had external duct work that became a point of conversation. Maybe that could work

I used to stutter pretty bad as a kid. Now i just pause like that. People tell me im intense and well spoken, but im just trying really hard to not sound like a skipping cd

That is intentional. The next step is probably putting it in dolls

…you know they serve none meat pizzas, right? Like nearly every pizza shop in the entire world.

Love my dumb watch. Had to get a new smartwatch every 3 years or so due to planned obselesence. Spent the same amount on a pretty citizen and have had it for over 5 years. Hasnt even noticably lost time

I got about halfway through it and thought about typing it out and decided i dont care. Hes just being roasted about wasting time in school only to still ask stupid questions basically

They have the resume for it, thats for sure

Well, i live 1200 miles away, so i just decided i didnt care enough. Probably be another one eventually. Also deleted my socials, so never got officially invited.

Wake up babe, new bottom surgery just dopped

Either get good or get dick cheese, i think is what he was saying

Wow that is one of the most british looking men ive ever seen. Right up there with Nick Frost on facial britishness

Dont lose hope yet. Im (barely) under 30 and have one of those.

Its all under the skin

English is the only language im fluent in. I can kind talk like a toddler is spanish and french. I want to get better at spanish first but am definitely interested in mandarin.