STOP! My penis can get only so erect

Dr. Krieger, probably

Freedom. No company tells me what I can and cannot do with MY machine.

Ironic…

“War is peace”

That’s what they are trying to pull. Look it up.

According to the airline, “window” refers only to the seat’s location next to the aircraft wall

Then call it “wall seat”

Lemmy is left but also male, according to the salty responses lol

I do not drink alcohol. The day this guy stops talking I will go to the supermarket and buy a bottle of Champagne and drink it alone.

Well who does Kirk’s wife ask now for not getting satisfied? He’s dead.