And think, with all the Big Mac grease run off, it’s all nicely lubed up already.

I try not to look at bottles of alcohol at the grocery store, right there with you

Sigh…. unzips

It’s why they often say “fresh fish” in prison

Looks like a few have already taken that pumpkin for a spin…

By the looks of that pumpkin you’re a bit late to the party…

Jimmy Kimmel Live posts their monologue to YouTube every night, so you can still enjoy it.

Have 5 chihuahuas, can confirm