Aeri

I think if you wanted to train a raccoon you’d be better off starting with a baby one and hand raising it

This is like a fact that you’d hear from the portal 2 “Fact sphere”

Any upstanding pervert can come up with a strip club but it takes a special kind of repressed creepiness to come up with Hooters if you ask me.

I wouldn’t be caught dead ordering food from a service like uber eats. The amount of distress that you would have to inflict upon me for me to even consider Uber Eats would be insane.

Purchasing a meal from ubereats means suffering an obscene markup that means it will always make more sense for me to go myself.

Here’s a hypothetical scenario to illustrate:

In-store price for a meal: $20

On Uber Eats:

Restaurant might mark it up 15-30% → $23-$26 just for the food, that’s not so bad, buuuut…

Plus delivery fee (say $4) + service fee (say $3) + tip (say $3) → total $33-$36

That means you’re paying ~60-80% more than going to the restaurant or picking up.

In some cases (especially for smaller meals or chain fast-food), the total jump can exceed 100% more just because you don’t want to drive ten minutes down the road.

Oh and that’s ignoring the fact that they might do something insane like eat your food or throw it into the bushes or drive around in a circle serving other people and wait for you until the end so by the time you get it your food is stone cold.

Basically the only excuse that I will accept for Uber Eats is if you suffer from some kind of physical disability that actually prevents you from leaving your home.

When I was a little girl Sam was my spirit animal.

I really liked iCarly it’s a shame to look back and be freaked out by the interests of the show’s creator.

Mr Elon people are worried about how unsafe the Tesla is what should we do.

Elon, ripping an enormous line of coke: “oh I’ll give them something to worry about”

Actual American public transit is when you ask it for public transit directions and your phone shoots you with a small caliber bullet

I hate how it blames me and shows me their dumb little alien I didn’t fuckin do it

" well that may be true but I have some assholes I want to outlive"

It’s hard to win because it might just catch on and then bam everyone’s doing it including the AI and that’s just how we talk now

I’m required to use MS teams for work and I’ve never even heard of these.

When I look up “Dolphin windows” I just get the wii emulator (I am clueless)