I bite and kiss girls
Also art if I ever get past making two lines and deleting everything because I feel like it looks wrong
for larger bits of mushroom just cook them like you hate them before anything else. It’s really difficult to burn them, so just keep cooking them until they stop screaming and then add them to liquid as late as possible. The thing that makes them slimy is cooking them in moisture, so by doing this you will guarantee that they don’t become slimy
Don’t forget cellery, carrots and the rest of the aromatics!
Sugar also preserves things.
Or obsessed with fat, and unable to cope with society being convinced that the “I’m about 5 seconds away from dying of teburculosis” look is the only way to be hot for women.
Like, especially with them specifying chubby… Chubby girls are cute and way more snuggleable.
Nobody goes on a tirade against something like this without being obsessed
I just don’t like big pieces of mostly raw onion. If it’s in a dish it’s great, but if you put a slab of raw onion on my burger I still will remove it. Minced onion is fine, but a lot of places put way too much on, so I have to scrape a bit off first…