I was raised by jews, i don’t get this
The Jewish people really like hockey, as Moses separated the sea into ice and water, which allowed the slaves to skate across, but the heathen Egyptians hadn’t received the ice skates from God.
(this joke may require a quick search for FIH)
You apparently don’t study the Torah.
Feels more like this recently:

I’m pretty sure only certain groups of Evangelical Christians are waiting for the world to end.
It’s a tiny group, that is mostly inside the US’s government buildings.
Sure, but the parent comment’s meme doesn’t just talk about the people in US government buildings; it makes a statement about the approximately 6 billion people who believe in a religion. I don’t think US government buildings are quite that large.
Ah yes the three main Abrahamic religions: lowercase t, that one ball in Toy Story, and 2 triangles
Radiating hexagon
it’s like 6-8 triangles, depending on how generous you are feeling
Please explain the significance of the fih in Jewish theology to us philistines (pun intended).
Can I send this to my Jewish friend? I think they’d find it funny
Sure
Abe got a lot of things to answer for.



