The former Duke of York is in line to receive a large one-off payment and an annual stipend designed to prevent him overspending in his new life as a commoner, the Guardian understands.
One option for a relocation settlement, as the king strives for a “once and for all” solution to the problem of Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, includes an initial six-figure sum to cover his move from Royal Lodge in Windsor to private accommodation in Sandringham, Norfolk.
This would be followed by an annuity, paid from Charles’s private funds, and thought to be several times Mountbatten Windsor’s £20k-a-year navy pension, sources close to the matter said. Talks on the relocation package are believed to be ongoing.
Can’t he get a job at a McDonald’s. That’ll be pretty funny.

Imagine if we just put them all in a McDonald’s… Would fix a lot of problems
So the head of state of the UK is officially privately funding a pedophile.
Dunno where this paedophile thing originated. He hasnt been accused of that. Is it like the paediatrician thing?
If you’re an old man and you fuck teenagers you’re gonna get called a pedo. Don’t get technical, it’ll make you look like a pedo too.
That’s not paedophilia, that’s ephebophilia.
I think there should be a distinction. An old man who has sex with a post-pubescent teenager within consenting age is a creepy weirdo who should be ostracised. An old man who rapes a pre-pubescent child is a subhuman and needs to face the wall.
By confusing the former with the latter, you are watering down the definition of “paedophile”
I know, and in theory I agree with you, but no way am I dying on that hill. I personally say “Mega paedo” to distinguish the Ian Watkinses from the Adam Johnsons.
What’s your paedo classification system
Personally, I think “mega paedo” sounds like an insult that a kid would call a male teacher they dislike
Ah yes. Mob logic. Huffing the fumes from those flaming torches. The foundation of Justice.
The hard ‘commoner’ life. Gotta fund those Epstein abusers.
Nonce Andrew is going to remain a very wealthy and privileged man. The removal of his titles won’t change that.
He should pull himself up by his bootstraps, live within his means, and get a job.
Who would even offer a job to a wealthy, infamous paedophile?
Oh. Turns out it’s lots of places.
“GB News introduces its newest presenter, Andrew Windsor, who talks about how he has been falsely accused, and had simply spent private time with young people to protect them from being molested by immigrant foreigners. Andrew will also be talking about how he’ll be joining the Reform party, to help other wealthy men with private boats, aircraft and islands to protect our children from evil rapey foreigners”
DON’T GIVE HIM IDEAS PLEASE




