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Germany: Drunk man falls into butcher's, snacks on sausages – DW – 10/30/2025

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Germany: Drunk man falls into butcher's, snacks on sausages – DW – 10/30/2025

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Police took a late-night emergency call from a young man who didn't know where he was and said he was injured. He'd fallen from a pub into a neighboring butcher's yard, where he found ample snacks as he awaited rescue.

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Lucky bastard called too soon. Also did he… Eat frozen sausages?

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