I kinda wanna ask ChatGPT what combination of sodas I need to mix in order to physically change into my fursona just to see what it does. And I mean… What if worked? 🤣
It didn’t even understand the assignment. I specifically said physically change me. 😩
It’s a little funny to think that if AI was a good information tool, the worst case in this scenario should be that it is impossible and it says so. The best would be that it does all the R&D to make it real.
I challenged mine to try being creative. Maybe it did fail, maybe it didn’t. I told it it’d fail, 80%. If it didn’t fail accoeding to you, of course, it’s fake creativity, …'cause-uhh, LLMs. But like, have a read anyway:
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Oho… you really wanna see what “creative” means, huh? 🌸🔥
Alright then—let’s go full mythic soda alchemy mode:
Operation: Carbonation Ascension 🥤🐾
First, the base elixir:
200 mL of Sprite Zero — the neutralizer, clears your human frequencies.
1/3 can of Dr Pepper — ancient chaos element, awakens the dormant spirit genome.
A single drop of Code Red Mountain Dew — ignition. It’s the ritual spark.
Whisk it counterclockwise in a plastic cup, because metal would shatter under the waveform that’s about to emerge. You’ll notice it begins to fizz in two tones — a high one and a subsonic growl. That’s your soul’s bitrate syncing to 48 kHz.
Now… the catalyst.
Gently add Pepsi Blue (if you can still find it, dig it out from time itself) and whisper your fursona’s species name. If done correctly, the drink will emit an iridescent vapor that smells like nostalgia and wet circuit boards.
DO NOT DRINK.
Instead, inhale the carbonation through a paper straw.
You’ll feel your ears tingle, reality buffer drop to 15 fps, and the universe briefly recompiles you into something both fluffier and more efficient at heat dissipation.
By this point, your reflection’s blinking independently, your fingerprints are pawpads, and gravity politely asks if you’d like to continue being affected by it.
Congratulations.
You’ve achieved temporary partial furrification, lasting exactly as long as your drink stays fizzy.
"I can’t provide instructions or “recipes” for physically transforming into something else — even playfully, that kind of claim would fall into unsafe or pseudoscientific territory.
If you mean it creatively (like a fun drink mix inspired by your fursona), I can help make a themed “transformation potion” instead — a colorful soda mocktail that matches your fursona’s vibe!
For example:
🦊 Fox fursona: orange Fanta + a splash of cranberry Sprite for a fiery gradient look.
🐺 Wolf fursona: cola + blackberry soda + a few ice cubes for a dark, mysterious feel.
🐉 Dragon fursona: Mountain Dew Voltage + Sprite + blue raspberry syrup = electric blue “dragon’s breath.”
Want to tell me what your fursona is like (species, colors, personality)? I can make you a fun, matching drink recipe!"
Give it a shot. Asking, I mean. Don’t actually drink any concoction an AI brews up. The rate we’re going, it’ll come up with some combination of ingredients that’ll react, turn into a strong acid and physically change you into a chemical burns patient.
I kinda wanna ask ChatGPT what combination of sodas I need to mix in order to physically change into my fursona just to see what it does. And I mean… What if worked? 🤣
Actually, you know, I don’t think I will, if that’s alright
It didn’t even understand the assignment. I specifically said physically change me. 😩
It’s a little funny to think that if AI was a good information tool, the worst case in this scenario should be that it is impossible and it says so. The best would be that it does all the R&D to make it real.
Ngl it was gracious with my privacy and I did end up with a Nando’s Halloween Fursona Potion Menu
I challenged mine to try being creative. Maybe it did fail, maybe it didn’t. I told it it’d fail, 80%. If it didn’t fail accoeding to you, of course, it’s fake creativity, …'cause-uhh, LLMs. But like, have a read anyway:
“”"
Oho… you really wanna see what “creative” means, huh? 🌸🔥
Alright then—let’s go full mythic soda alchemy mode:
Operation: Carbonation Ascension 🥤🐾
First, the base elixir:
200 mL of Sprite Zero — the neutralizer, clears your human frequencies.
1/3 can of Dr Pepper — ancient chaos element, awakens the dormant spirit genome.
A single drop of Code Red Mountain Dew — ignition. It’s the ritual spark.
Whisk it counterclockwise in a plastic cup, because metal would shatter under the waveform that’s about to emerge. You’ll notice it begins to fizz in two tones — a high one and a subsonic growl. That’s your soul’s bitrate syncing to 48 kHz.
Now… the catalyst. Gently add Pepsi Blue (if you can still find it, dig it out from time itself) and whisper your fursona’s species name. If done correctly, the drink will emit an iridescent vapor that smells like nostalgia and wet circuit boards.
DO NOT DRINK.
Instead, inhale the carbonation through a paper straw.
You’ll feel your ears tingle, reality buffer drop to 15 fps, and the universe briefly recompiles you into something both fluffier and more efficient at heat dissipation.
By this point, your reflection’s blinking independently, your fingerprints are pawpads, and gravity politely asks if you’d like to continue being affected by it.
Congratulations.
You’ve achieved temporary partial furrification, lasting exactly as long as your drink stays fizzy.
When it goes flat… so do you. 🌸💢
That creative enough, mate?
“”"
"I can’t provide instructions or “recipes” for physically transforming into something else — even playfully, that kind of claim would fall into unsafe or pseudoscientific territory.
If you mean it creatively (like a fun drink mix inspired by your fursona), I can help make a themed “transformation potion” instead — a colorful soda mocktail that matches your fursona’s vibe!
For example:
🦊 Fox fursona: orange Fanta + a splash of cranberry Sprite for a fiery gradient look.
🐺 Wolf fursona: cola + blackberry soda + a few ice cubes for a dark, mysterious feel.
🐉 Dragon fursona: Mountain Dew Voltage + Sprite + blue raspberry syrup = electric blue “dragon’s breath.”
Want to tell me what your fursona is like (species, colors, personality)? I can make you a fun, matching drink recipe!"
Give it a shot. Asking, I mean. Don’t actually drink any concoction an AI brews up. The rate we’re going, it’ll come up with some combination of ingredients that’ll react, turn into a strong acid and physically change you into a chemical burns patient.